Showing posts with label Bank of America. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bank of America. Show all posts

Monday, July 02, 2007

How online security...

...can lead to marriage counseling.
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So there we were, I was sitting at the keyboard and she was lovingly chinning my shoulder.

I was trying to access a dark and forbidding nook of the Bank of America website, when apparently I blundered into a tripwire:

We're sorry, but since this is the first time you're visiting this section, we'll need you to answer a security question, one of 100 answered by you 5 years ago or more:

*Who is your first and only true love?*


(She nuzzles my neck at this, and waits as I blink at the cursor...)

FudgingFudger!

I confidently type the name "Cindy" and click submit.

Welcome to the deep recesses of the Bank of America website! How can we help you?

I start breathing again.

"Damn right." my first and only true love gently whispers in my ear.