Real Life Conversation #34

How did it go?

He did an amazing job!

Great, very cool.

Yeah! Now John doesn't have to live in his dad's shed any more!

Why...um, why was he living in his dad's shed? He's a grown man.

Shadow. His dad's shadow!

Congratulations, it's a Gizmo!

My Dad is retiring in February, after working for the last 50 years or so. He's very handy and sharp, and in his spare time, he'll become an inventor.

Maybe I should tell him about this plan - he has no idea.

Can't spell harass without Har!*

My Dad loves to wheedle, tease and harass all of us constantly. It's his way of being attentive and playful, and unfortunately for Cindy and the kitty, I have inherited this behavior.

Fun for me, constant antagonism for them.

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*Or Ass.