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At its correct temperature, ice cream is colder than ice, and ice can actually be a problem, if it builds up too much... and will wick coldness out of the ice cream.

To eat a popsicle with its stick broken off, you flip it upside down and open the bottom. Push the popsicle up a bit, so you're actually holding it by the pinched portion of the wrapper to minimize meltage. Nibble the popsicle goodness away from the stick until there is enough stick to hold the popsicle normally.

Ice cream actually factually makes people happy, but running out makes them angry.

How do you scoop?

In our household, we have two different ways of scooping ice cream -

I'm a deep pit miner, going all the way to the bottom of the carton (where the goodies often lurk).

Cindy is a strip miner, scooping shallowly from the surface, keeping everything uniform.

How do you guys do it?

Real Life Conversation # 17

Ooh, cookies and milk for breakfast?

Mmmn-Grrr.

What? There's no reason to be shy - cookies for breakfast, that's what being an adult is all about. I'm having ice cream.

Uh-huh. Grr.

Hey, it's cool. You don't have to convince me it's all right.

Who said I was trying to convince you?

Yummy!

Y'all in the South! Get your butts down to Publix, and get some Sticky Buns Ice Cream! Delicious!

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