Problem in chair

Subconscious: and then some wicked scary shit goes down and then he heads into the kitchen where more freaky stuff be happening and he runs outside screaming

Conscious: All right, and then what?

Subconscious: well its night time in a scary downtown ghetto type place and there are bums and stuff huddled around burning trash cans and they leer covetously at his coat

Conscious: Uh huh... He remembered to put on his coat as he was running outside screaming?

Subconscious: and then he wanders into a field of grain and the sun is coming up and its beautiful and he meets a girl

Conscious: Wait, what happened to the city? And a girl? Why is it always a girl?

Subconscious: girls are nice i like girls

Conscious: Let me guess, she's a pretty brunette

Subconscious: holy shit how did you know
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