Here's my after-breakfast snack, which I believe is known in the world of Tolkien as 'Second Breakfast'.
This just in: Fresh cranberries are vile, horrible abominations. It's a good thing I already had a big bowl of cereal with sliced bananas.
I applaud the cranberry industry for finding a way to make these bitter little pills palatable. Have you tasted the chocolate covered cranberries? To kill for.
