Everything was fine until my clones started fighting over our wife... All of it could have worked out if she'd let us clone her too, but nooo.
Showing posts with label clones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label clones. Show all posts
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Halloween 2010
Everything was fine until my clones started fighting over our wife... All of it could have worked out if she'd let us clone her too, but nooo.
Friday, May 09, 2008
10 Reasons...
10 Reasons Why Cryogenic Freeze Might be a Bad Idea
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You wake up in the distant future to discover the horrors of...
1) Freezer burn
2) You are one of a million immortal hivemind slave labor clones
3) Jamaharon is ubiquitious and free - however: 'No Cryos!'
4) Disco makes a big comeback
5) Worldwide honey mustard shortage
6) You have to reboot your brain twice per day
7) Cheek pinching replaced handshakes
8) Cybersex can now give you syphilis
9) Surgeon General now warns against ranch dressing
10) Kenny G posthumously named King of Rock and Roll
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You wake up in the distant future to discover the horrors of...
1) Freezer burn
2) You are one of a million immortal hivemind slave labor clones
3) Jamaharon is ubiquitious and free - however: 'No Cryos!'
4) Disco makes a big comeback
5) Worldwide honey mustard shortage
6) You have to reboot your brain twice per day
7) Cheek pinching replaced handshakes
8) Cybersex can now give you syphilis
9) Surgeon General now warns against ranch dressing
10) Kenny G posthumously named King of Rock and Roll
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