Stinky Much?

I made a run to the grocery store during lunch yesterday, grabbing an armful of goods.

Um, why is each item related to odor? What are the odds? I did not plan this, it just happened.

Real Life Conversation # 23

Well, have a good day, drive safely.

(HUG!)

Do I smell good? You like?

Sniff! Sniff! Yes you do, Yes I do.

It's new stuff. I like it!

Hmm, you don't even wear deodorant on your days off with me.

Hey, you're the one who read me that article on the virtues of detoxing.

I guess. How come everyone at work gets to enjoy the Sweetly-Scented-You?

I save my raw pheromones for you, sweetie. The world's not ready.