50 'Good Husband' Points!

I was chatting with a coworker yesterday, talking about my good lady wife.

"Yeah, I was talking with my life about that -" Blink. "Talking with my WIFE about that."

As Freudian slips go, this one is a zinger. Wait, is 50 points enough?

Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful...

We've finally received a few PCs running Vista on the work floor, and I had the opportunity to spend some time clicking around. Only just now - hey, it's only been out a year - who cares if we have a few hundred customers using it?

It's uncomfortable and awkward getting to know a new OS - It's like coming home from a 3rd shift in the ER, trying to creep quietly around the darkened house, only to discover your good lady wife has rearranged all the furniture - you trip over the couch, break a lamp, and now the baby won't stop crying.

For example, there is no 'Add/Remove Programs' in the Vista control panel! WTF! Why take something perfectly intuitive and change it to 'Programs and Features'?

It IS pretty though...
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No Contest

So, let's say a friend is making sweet sweet love to his good lady wife, and out of nowhere he comes up with a brilliant new technique, revolutionizing sweet sweet love for all time.

Once the bliss of afterglow fades, it turns into a WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT interrogation. Hours of bright lights, yelling, stale coffee, cigarette smoke, brass knuckles, yikes. This is a place where Good Cop / Bad Cop are names tattooed on fists.

Held without bail. Eeep!