Real Life Conversation # 20

- 2 weeks ago -

I'm telling you, my car smells like dead ants.

Wha?

A whole mess of 'em crawled in there and died.

Come on. What do dead ants smell like?

Uh, it's like a sweet and acrid smell...

You're crazy. Dead ants don't smell.

- last night -

...Also take some Febreeze with you,

Huh?

And spritz yourself down before you meet them.

Why?

Cause when you get out of the car? You totally smell like dead ants.