Real Life Conversation # 24

Damn it!

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What the heck did you make my car insurance online password?

Did you look at the password hint?

Yeah it said "There is only one bear".

Right, so...

I don't know! Is it a Highlander reference?

Blink. No, it's (censored), you silly.

Ohhh, right right. I remember now.

I'm never going to be able to vanish mysteriously and expect you to piece together the clues to find the treasure, kill the henchmen and save me in the nick of time, am I?

Nope. Love you though.

This photo approved by committee?

1) Look at the creepy guy on this web page

In case it doesn't load properly, here's a cropped version:

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2) Is it just me?

It doesn't inspire me with a sense of consumer abandon, I can tell you that.

It doesn't make me say "Sprint rocks! I want to spend more cash with Sprint!"

His grin seems to say "Welcome to County Jail. You sleep, I cut you."
He looks like one of The Joker's henchmen.

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(The nummy conjoined twins near the bottom of the page (back to back? there's something new for Discovery Health Channel to look into)..DO help to offset the guy's ick factor, but still, relations with these girls might present logistical and anatomical challenges. And we'd need a massage table, cause they both need to breathe.

Also, I'm only one man!
Be patient, Sybil, I'm attending to Gladys right now.)

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