Craig's recent post reminds me that I've considered giving up watching television...
I mean, I waste so many hours every day just sitting there, mouth open. Think of how many useful things I'd get done without TV. I remember long ago, before I owned a TV, I spent at least an hour every day just cleaning and straightening the house, just for something to do. Of course, once I'm dead, no one would remember me for having a sparkling kitchen floor, from which you could at any time cheerfully eat spaghetti.
I mean, I waste so many hours every day just sitting there, mouth open. Think of how many useful things I'd get done without TV. I remember long ago, before I owned a TV, I spent at least an hour every day just cleaning and straightening the house, just for something to do. Of course, once I'm dead, no one would remember me for having a sparkling kitchen floor, from which you could at any time cheerfully eat spaghetti.
Ahh, I'd just find something else to distract me.
