Suspicious

What?? I'm supposed to spend 1/3rd of my life unconscious? No wonder I never get anything done. Imagine what I could accomplish if I skipped the whole 'sleep' thing for a month...

Ummmmm

Did I already take my vitamin? What would happen if I took one now, thinking it was the first one but it was really the second one? Would my pee just be extra Extra Yellow? Or would I go briefly insane from too many miligrams of Molybdenum?

...not that a brief episode of insanity wouldn't be useful.