(30 minutes before first light...)
"Chirp Chirp Tweet!"
"Wow, you're an early bird! Who's gonna get the worm? It's you!"
"I don't eat worms. I eat bugs!"
"No rush then."
Why is it - whenever I personify something, it has a contrary or sarcastic attitude? What does that say about me? Hey, that could be a useful direction for psychology, Personification Analysis.
"Chirp Chirp Tweet!"
"Wow, you're an early bird! Who's gonna get the worm? It's you!"
"I don't eat worms. I eat bugs!"
"No rush then."
Why is it - whenever I personify something, it has a contrary or sarcastic attitude? What does that say about me? Hey, that could be a useful direction for psychology, Personification Analysis.