New Tagline!

Earlier this year I set the blog tagline "Time To Grow Up".

That was just a few weeks before my wife was diagnosed with Congestive Heart Failure, and we had to face up to things like Long Term Disability, COBRA woes, pneumonia, no job, no money, no vacation, no no no.

I'm not a superstitious person, but hey, why not a more uplifting tagline? Why the fuck not, indeed?

So! "Fun Fun Happy Good News Time of Much Joy and Celebration, Skipping, Dancing, and Puppies for All."

Yep.

Taglines - Then and Now

-In the right mood, I would kill for a blueberry muffin.

-Cute is a drug and daddy needs a dime bag

-The speed limit is your friend. Your friend who never calls unless he needs something. Asshole.

-Fun Fun Happy Good News Time of Much Joy and Celebration, Skipping, Dancing, and Puppies for All

-Time to grow up

-Bwa ha ha ha! I'm back, bitches!

-I'll give you three plastic for one adamantium...

-NaNoWriMo Contestant Slays Family, Gets 1000 Words Out Of It

-And then she bit my toe

-Like a lone chocolate on white china

-Caffeine is SO a vitamin!

-A curry in every pot!

-It's funny cause it's wrong

-New! Now 50% More Better!

-"You are some kind of genius." Blandwagon

-New! Blandwagon Approved!*

-real and full of juice

-a strict routine of chicken and waffles

-subterfuge and persuasive chicanery

-oblique snubs and poisonous courtesy

-Wanting of tact and wasting of space

-high on the nog

-I never promised you a rose garden

-for reals

-closed due to sinkhole

-bathrooms - vending - nighttime security

-egg rolls are back!

-bad! no tickle for you!