2 Things

I would like to send 2 notes through time:

1) To me, aged 20...
.....Do it NOW, NOW, NOW

2) To me, aged 50...
.....Yes, you do need a neck tuck. And get those jowls trimmed back, damn.

NTS: "Buy Apple"

Sometimes as I'm thinking back over my life, I'll realize good god, that was 15 years ago! Or worse, 25!

Some memories are so vivid that I get a little bit scared - feels as if I think too deeply about the past, I might POP! back to that point, and then I'd be stuck reliving all that stuff.

That's not to say reliving the good times wouldn't be fun, not that there wouldn't be opportunities to be had, but so much of it was boring.

But...But...

Dear Mike,

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This is Mike. I'm emailing myself from 10 years in the future - it's 2016 here! How cool is that? I'm just testing out GMail To The Past (Beta). Right now there's a lot of legislation trying to shut the service down, so I can only send one email...

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I don't have a lot of time - I need to get the twins ready for school. I just have time for a few quick things.

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Cancel your auto insurance until 2014 - and then get double coverage and wear a helmet on Tuesdays.

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New York Lottery - January 23, 2011 (45, 02, 17, 66, 33, 09)

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When you meet Tabitha Perkins, QUIT YOUR JOB AND RUN AWAY.

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When you leave the house during 2008, always carry -

1) Jelly Belly Jelly Beans

2) A 9-Volt Battery

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Good luck dude!

Mike

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PS: When you meet a girl from your 'celebrity sex list', do not and I repeat do not agree to go for coffee. (whew, can't believe I almost forgot the most important one)