Friday, July 04, 2008

Thursday, July 03, 2008


This is a real online ad I came across.
Am I the only one that thinks it's an odd one?

The clincher is the guy in the background, covering his face in...Shame? Embarrassment? Cause you know, today's the day the investors are visiting from Beijing.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Why, God? Why?

There are only two flavors I can't tolerate. As a result, I can and do eat just about anything (my omnivorous ancestors rejoice!).

These two intolerable flavors are 1) Coconut and 2) Melon (yes, all types of melon).

Hey, maybe I could do some research to discover that coconuts are a form of melon, and I can make my dislikes 50% more succinct.

I have an irrational fear that one day, suddenly and for no reason, all the food I eat will begin to taste like coconut. Just thought you should know.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Cover your shame!

In what order do you get dressed?

1) Underwear
2) Undershirt
3) Socks
4) Pants
5) Work Shirt

Shouldn't I put on my socks before my shirt? I think it must be spare-tire shame - the sooner I get it covered, the sooner I can try to forget it's there.