Friday, November 23, 2007

In case you haven't noticed

I'm kinda dropping out of the "blogging 5 days a week" cycle. When I first started blogging, I wanted to prove to myself that I could have the discipline to write every day, which I did for a few years, go me!

I'm gonna be posting on an occasional schedule for a while... I'll still be reading all your blogs though, so keep on posting!

Friday, November 16, 2007

An observation

For adult-type peoples, they were surprisingly entertained with the toys in my trunk.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

I'd never use my HUD to track hot girls. Never Ever.

If I had a HUD (Heads Up Display) in my car, it would be fun and handy to tag moronic drivers using my car's on-board computer.

Let's say some Idiot (as I term them) whips out into traffic, cutting across three lanes of traffic to make a left turn before the light changes. I could hit a button, and my car computer would store the license plate of the idiot.

Then, on any other day when the idiot was driving around me, even if they were behaving for the moment, they'd show up as a red blip on the HUD, and if they drove in front of me, I could see a big IDIOT sign tagged to their car.

People in my area could upload to an online forum, and share tags if they liked, increasing the size and accuracy of the local database. This would help all of us keep an eye on these morons, give them a wide berth and avoid situations of the crash-and-dent variety.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

True Dat

If bunnies didn't want to get eaten, they wouldn't be so delicious.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Real Life Conversation #31

I listened to the song, a lot.


It's a really good song. Probably her best.

See? Told you. And retro, somehow.

Yeah, like a 50's throwback Big-Band sound with 80's Electronica elements. With today's Hip-Hop sensibilities in the beat scheme.

Um, sure.

I just pulled that out of my ass, by the way.

Good job.

Monday, November 12, 2007

If Cats Cared for Broadcast Journalism**

"We all groom ourselves with our tongues, but we'll tell you the three deadly places to lick yourself...Tonight on the Fox 4 11 O'clock News."
**I would have said "If Cats Ruled the World", but of course they already do.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Most Thoughtfullest Warlord Ever

While playing an RTS (Real Time Strategy) game this weekend, I noticed that one of my little peasants had been busting his butt for an hour gathering water. Another peasant had been busting his butt for an hour gathering rice.

In my mercy, I decided to switch them, so they wouldn't get too bored. (Or Carpel Tunnel). Damn I'm thoughtful. No one else would take the time. I mean really.

Oops, I made one healer too many -- I'll just have her jog on over to the enemy base all alone so they can kill her. Sorry sweet thing, but Daddy has an empire to build.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Over-eating for symmetry's sake

I remove 1 egg from the old carton, and 1 egg from the new carton... I feel a little mental push to eat 3 eggs this morning, just so we'll have an even number of eggs.

I resisted! Yes! A personal victory! :::and the crowd goes wild:::

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

If / Then Statements

If 75 miles per hour feels slow, you've been Bad.

If running out of baby oil is your biggest problem, you're about to be.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Friday, November 02, 2007

Finder's Keepers

I have about a 40 mile commute to and from work, and every day I see all sorts of cars left all alone by the side of the road. Some of them sit there for weeks.

Guess it's time to get a tow truck and start making myself some money... Well, and a compactor. And a smelter.

Wonder if I can get them on the installment plan?

Thursday, November 01, 2007