One phrase that stood out was the danger of "weaponized nerve gas", which struck me as funny, when all you need to make a nerve gas weaponized is to make a hole in its container. Like saying "Weaponized Chain Saw" - just turn it on.
Jack Bauer is frightfully skilled, no doubt about it. But I'd be really impressed if he could face down the really awesome WMD's...
Something like 'Weaponized Bunny Slippers' would be a scary feat.