Sunday, August 24, 2008

a barometer for the human experience

I hopped onto my browser to find out how to tie a tie.

I got as far as "How to" and the ever helpful auto-complete function kicked in and made some suggestions for me: (actual order)

How to tie a tie
How to kiss
How to get pregnant
How to french kiss
How to give head
How to flirt
How to lose weight
How to make love
How to gain weight
How to make out

I dunno about you, but damn.

I think what surprises me most: 'gain weight' is in the top 10.


2 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:51 AM

    sounds like a wild and crazy weekend coming up!


    (yes, the "gain" part was strange)

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  2. LOl- yes- we're a nation of extremes....either WAYYYYYY too fat- or WAYYYYYYYY too skinny.

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