Etcher's Law #48

If your peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't get jelly all over your hands, you didn't use enough.

Historical Mysteries - Revealed!

Thanks to the OmniPotent 5000 (Beta) I've been able to get answers to some of the most important questions of our time.

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Q: Was the sandwich really invented by the Earl of Sandwich?

A: Actually, the sandwich was invented about 4 minutes after the first loaf of bread (in 8,502 BC)

P.S. - Mustard was invented about 2 minutes later.