Good Thing Lothar Can't See Me Now

"Baby doll? The guys want to go to a male-power, sweat lodge thing next weekend."

"Mmn hmm?"

"Can I go?"

"Um, sure - I work next weekend anyway."

"Cool. Can I borrow twenty bucks till payday?"

I never said this

"Dude, dude. Dude! You need to decide once and for all, all right? She's either the best thing that's ever happened to you, or she's the cheating whore who gave you Chlamydia."

Sing the song sounds like she's singin

I'm 90% more likely to like a song if the singer is a woman. Why is this? Why do I want women singing to me?

Hmm. Clearly a power trip thing. Clearly. Sing to me, you sweet young thing.