Do It For The Children

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Dear Brian Grazer,

You're a great guy, and I really enjoy most of your movies.

But you're in your 50's now, and there's really no excuse for you to have spiked hair 6 inches high all over your head.



You've got to be a millionaire at the very least. Come on, a new hairdo will cost you like $100 tops. If you get highlights. Not that you need highlights.

Highlights are over-rated.

You know, just a trim. I could come over tomorrow afternoon and hit you up with a few swipes from my Maverick(TM) Trimmer. I'll bring Scoops and guacamole, we'll have fun.

You'll be a new man.

Call me!