I have 3 points to make today:
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1) Any minute now, a chilling story out of Amsterdam - MP3 players are proven to cause tongue cancer. It's not true, but that doesn't mean I don't expect to hear it.
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2) I don't like those longer forks. Salad forks I guess they are. They seem pretentious, and me no likee.
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3) Where would I get an engraving machine? And who would teach me to use it? And how am I to afford the raw silver? What if I'm allergic?
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PS: For those of you who remember Snippets of Random Chaos with fondness- I've posted a slew of new stolen fragments. The rest of you can put your head down on your desks for a bit of quiet time.
