I have 3 points to make today:
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1) Any minute now, a chilling story out of Amsterdam - MP3 players are proven to cause tongue cancer. It's not true, but that doesn't mean I don't expect to hear it.
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2) I don't like those longer forks. Salad forks I guess they are. They seem pretentious, and me no likee.
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3) Where would I get an engraving machine? And who would teach me to use it? And how am I to afford the raw silver? What if I'm allergic?
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PS: For those of you who remember Snippets of Random Chaos with fondness- I've posted a slew of new stolen fragments. The rest of you can put your head down on your desks for a bit of quiet time.
3) Are you a werewolf? Is that the worry about being allergic to silver?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to see that SoRC (can I call it SoRC?) is back. It's always amusing to see what you...Hey! I recognize one of those. I'd always (sniffle) hoped I'd eventually write something interesting (sniffle) enough to become a snippet. (yet more sniffling) Now my dream has come true.
craig's pissing me off.
ReplyDeletehe's always got cool things to say.
btw--am i no longer human? those word verifications are hurting my head . . .
ReplyDeleteI have Random Snippets in my RSS reader... I was pleasantly surprised by the update earlier this week. :)
ReplyDeleteAn engraver? Allergic to silver? Are you melting down too pointy salad forks?
ReplyDeleteThe mind boggles...truly
Craig: SoRC is a good abbreviation! You write plenty of stuff that's snippet-worthy, but if I used your stuff all the time, people would get jealous.
ReplyDeleteum, would you change your pic? it's creepy.
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