Hello. I'm sure that somewhere online or in some paper pamphlets you warn against suicide, and suicidal tendencies.
Just a thought - You might want to put something in there about the positive and powerful effects of caffeine.
Maybe something like: "If you're considering jumping off a bridge or slitting your wrists - stop by Starbucks, toss back a few double expresso's, wait an hour and give it a second thought."
I think that we'd see a glorious decline in ill-considered suicides.
Thanks,
MC Etcher
