Showing posts with label Willow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Willow. Show all posts

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Yabba Dabba Doo, Bitches!

A caffeinated face if I ever saw one.  And I do, every day - in the mirror.

Dear U.S. Surgeon General,

Hello. I'm sure that somewhere online or in some paper pamphlets you warn against suicide, and suicidal tendencies.

Just a thought - You might want to put something in there about the positive and powerful effects of caffeine.

Maybe something like: "If you're considering jumping off a bridge or slitting your wrists - stop by Starbucks, toss back a few double expresso's, wait an hour and give it a second thought."

I think that we'd see a glorious decline in ill-considered suicides.

Thanks,
MC Etcher