Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Spot the Fake # 2

I'm dealing with maps a lot lately. I'm still new to Florida, so the perversity of the locales just gets me. Surely there is no actual place named Yeehaw Junction. Surely.

Can you spot the fake Florida town name in the list below?

Bokeelia
Chokoloskee
DeFuniak Springs
Gotha
Homosassa
Hypoluxo
Lake Panasoffkee
Myakka City
Okahumpka
Okeechobee
Olustee
Opa Locka
Punta Gorda
Thonotosassa
Tuskawilla
Umatilla
Weeki Wachee
Wuzzle Springs
Yeehaw Junction

4 comments:

  1. Please tell me that the fake is Punta Gorda.

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  2. God I hope it's "Wuzzle Springs". If I ever found myself in a place called Wuzzle Springs I think I'd have to kill myself.

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  3. Luckily for Kato, I can report that 'Wuzzle Springs' was indeed the fake.

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  4. I realize now that I was thinking that the name was Puta Gorda instead of Punta. I'm glad I was wrong, because it would be a shame if there were really a town named "fat whore."

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