I'd summoned an Iron Golem, using as my metal component a pair of very snazzy armored boots...
At one point, the Iron Golem was in my way, stuck in place and jittering in the "help, I'm stuck!" half-animation.
"Dammit, get out the way!" I said. "Stoopid Golem."
"Hey! Give me a break! I'm made of shoes!" my brain answered for the Golem, in an Eddie Izzard voice.
reminds me of the 'Teammates' from Half-life 2. Diving out of a doorway, firing a burst, then trying to retreat behind cover, only to find they're blocking your way.
ReplyDeleteSupposed 'help' that pushes you from behind cover, blocks you from retreating...and the only actual 'help' they give you is reminding you to reload every 2.7 seconds.
...and they don't even have the 'made from shoes' excuse.