- 2 weeks ago -
I'm telling you, my car smells like dead ants.
Wha?
A whole mess of 'em crawled in there and died.
Come on. What do dead ants smell like?
Uh, it's like a sweet and acrid smell...
You're crazy. Dead ants don't smell.
- last night -
...Also take some Febreeze with you,
Huh?
And spritz yourself down before you meet them.
Why?
Cause when you get out of the car? You totally smell like dead ants.
Seriously? Dead ants? What is going on in Florida?!
ReplyDeleteSeriously. About a year ago, I left my car parked in 1 spot for about 3 weeks, and when I came back for it, it had been taken over by ants!
ReplyDeleteIt still stinks to this day!
Dude wtf.
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