Best Laid Plans

I was gonna get bagels for everyone on my way to work today. But then, the only bagel place on the way is a tiny Mom-N-Pop, and they don't take credit cards, and I'm out of cash, and it's not really on the way anyway, and I'd need to stop at the ATM, and in the end I'd have to leave an hour early for something that was supposed to be a nice but unnecessary little gesture.

Fuck it.