Speaking of R-E-S-P-E-C-T...
We passed by a church yesterday, and they had one of those re-arrangeable-letter-signs. They had spelled 'Respect' as 'Recpect'. Good Lord, do these people not listen to music? Who the hell doesn't know Aretha?
I remember when I was a wee grasshopper in knee-pants: "Don't worry, Mikie. If you're lost and you don't know how to spell 'respect', just think of Aretha, and the letters will come." (Sniffle!)
Which leads me to believe that the letter-hanger was a racist, who avoids anything resembling the Rhythm and Blues genre. TSK, sir or ma'am. TSK.
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Either that of church sign-hangers have changed their musical tastes from motown to hip-hop.
ReplyDeleteTSK, sir or ma'am. TSK.
ReplyDeleteOr, indeed, TCK.
Of course, after I posted this, I considered the possibility that a cute little deaf girl was volunteering at the church, and helped them do the sign.
ReplyDeleteNo one would have the heart to correct her...
...and I am an ass.