Our work email filter is very lax, since many of our customers email us with support questions, and they use everything from hotmail to corporate email accounts. Thus, we get lots of junk emails. Even places I've worked with very stringent filters will let some spam through.
But we're not allowed to surf the web at work, even on breaks!
So how about this? Create an RSS function that forwards your favorite content to you at work... AS SPAM! The little spammer module would plug in strings of spammy BS in all caps, and you'd just learn to skip those sections and read what you were interested in.
The email's Subject line:
Kato LOVE YOU witfits LONG TIME EREECTION GIANT THINGY PLEASE HER WELL GOODLY MARRIAGE
Body:
If you've been under a rock for the past year or so you may not have known that we were embroiled in a fierce format war. GIANT PLEASEURE STICK ALL YOURS MANY BLESSINGS UPON YOUR MARRIAGE BED The generals of each camp, Sony and Toshiba, each set loose on the high definition battlefield their own hand-picked champions: Blu-Ray and the more aptly named HD DVD, respectively.
LONGER LASTEING HAPPY DAYS FOR ALL ONLY $1.92 PER DOSE
Technologically they were quite similar, with differences between them lying mostly in total storage capacity and interface implementation. What was important was that they were both formats for storing High Definition video content...
Ah, this probably exists already. If not, I demand half of all profits please. Thanks.
.But we're not allowed to surf the web at work, even on breaks!
So how about this? Create an RSS function that forwards your favorite content to you at work... AS SPAM! The little spammer module would plug in strings of spammy BS in all caps, and you'd just learn to skip those sections and read what you were interested in.
The email's Subject line:
Kato LOVE YOU witfits LONG TIME EREECTION GIANT THINGY PLEASE HER WELL GOODLY MARRIAGE
Body:
If you've been under a rock for the past year or so you may not have known that we were embroiled in a fierce format war. GIANT PLEASEURE STICK ALL YOURS MANY BLESSINGS UPON YOUR MARRIAGE BED The generals of each camp, Sony and Toshiba, each set loose on the high definition battlefield their own hand-picked champions: Blu-Ray and the more aptly named HD DVD, respectively.
LONGER LASTEING HAPPY DAYS FOR ALL ONLY $1.92 PER DOSE
Technologically they were quite similar, with differences between them lying mostly in total storage capacity and interface implementation. What was important was that they were both formats for storing High Definition video content...
Ah, this probably exists already. If not, I demand half of all profits please. Thanks.
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You are some kind of genius.
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ReplyDeleteCool! Now I can put 'Blandwagon Approved' as a tagline.
Nice idea, but I don't think it would work: my posts are indistinguishable from spam. I can't count the number of posts I've used "Giant Pleaseure stick" in. Hell, for awhile that was my tagline.
ReplyDeletehumph. [there are already cool comments on this post]
ReplyDeletehey--you can't go 14 days w/o posting--think of the little people
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