Friday, May 16, 2008

Crooner Porn

Whenever I listen to Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Mel Torme, or any of those cats, I can't help but change the lyrics to the most crude, crass, and pornographic wording possible.

Why do I do this, I dunno.

You should try it, it is the fun.

I wonder if these re-imagined songs would sell?


1 comment:

  1. I fell in love with you
    First time I looked into
    Them there thighs.


    You can keep that one.

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