Ok here's how I burned my tongue on kiwi: I typically buy my kiwi before it's ripe.
This is partly because I can't be bothered to take the time to carefully squooze each kiwi to check its ripeness.
So I drop six rock hard kiwi into the bag and go. And then over the next couple of weeks, I eat them as they ripen.
Well I couldn't wait for them to ripen this time cause I wanted one NOW.
So I microwaved it for 30 seconds. This got the water molecules dancin and softened up the kiwi for munching.
I munched down on one, and then microwaved another. I had been delayed by a work question, before I ate the first one. The second one, I took a bite of fresh out of the microwave and OW!
It was like getting burned by hot cheese. And we all know what that's like.
i feel so shamelessly baited, but *how did you burn your tongue on kiwi*??
ReplyDeleteOk here's how I burned my tongue on kiwi: I typically buy my kiwi before it's ripe.
ReplyDeleteThis is partly because I can't be bothered to take the time to carefully squooze each kiwi to check its ripeness.
So I drop six rock hard kiwi into the bag and go. And then over the next couple of weeks, I eat them as they ripen.
Well I couldn't wait for them to ripen this time cause I wanted one NOW.
So I microwaved it for 30 seconds. This got the water molecules dancin and softened up the kiwi for munching.
I munched down on one, and then microwaved another. I had been delayed by a work question, before I ate the first one. The second one, I took a bite of fresh out of the microwave and OW!
It was like getting burned by hot cheese. And we all know what that's like.
did it burn your finger tips too? are you damaged so badly you cannot type?? noooooooooo--
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