Saturday, August 08, 2009

From the Scrolls of Fakus Guyus

"A ripe kiwi fruit should be firm, but slightly yielding, like a good hard cock." Fakus Guyus

The writings of Fakus were blacklisted for over 1000 years... It's easy to see why.

2 comments:

  1. That would explain why my girlfriend keeps coming home with handfulls of kiwis.

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  2. Anonymous8:43 AM

    LOL

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