If you want this yard sale to be a success, you need to work on your pitch.
My pitch is great. Fast and low, right across home plate.
Uh-huh. How about that last girl? She's like twelve. She would have loved the Louise Rennison books you're selling.
Nah, she was with her grandma - did you notice that woman? Rennison titles would not fly.
Such as?
'Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging'.
Ok, sure, but-
Would 'I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God' be better?
Well...
How would granny feel about 'Knocked Out by my Nunga-Nungas'?
When you put it that way...
'Dancing in my Nuddy-Pants'?
'Startled by His Furry Shorts'?
'Love is a Many Trousered Thing'?
Stop! Okay! You made your point.
Thank you.
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