Thursday, December 14, 2006

-50 to Coolness Factor

It's not cool to carry an umbrella, but you kinda gotta when you live in Florida.

Not that I was ever cool to begin with - I'm the guy with the fan on his desk, a lunchbox full of drinks and snacks, an ever-present tin of mints, a little bottle of pills, tiny tube of travel lotion, and a little rubber non-slip strip for my keyboard.

Did I mention I've only had the desk 2 days? Yeah it's uncool, but my geek ass is prepared!
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:05 PM

    I was with you right up to "Travel Lotion"

    That conjured up mental images that can only be expunged with a murder spree

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  2. what's geeky about an umbrella? guys who came to class slobbering wet, having refused an umbrella, were always so . . . cold.

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