Have you tried orange-flavored drink mixes lately? I like the Crystal Light Orange mini packets you can use to flavor your handy-carry bottle of water... But this very fine powdery stuff always settles out, no matter how well you mix it.
I remember Tang doing the same thing when I was a kid - is there just something about artificial orange flavoring that science simply cannot master?
I remember Tang doing the same thing when I was a kid - is there just something about artificial orange flavoring that science simply cannot master?
That's not grit, those are flavor capsules! They are manufactured to give you a crunchy surprise at the end of your beverage! Also, they contain nanobots that may or may not be reprogramming your DNA.
ReplyDeleteI think it has something to do with the fact that orange flavored drink mixes are in reality crushed baby aspirin. Go ahead, take another sip and tell me that's not what it is.
ReplyDeleteThis is what you get for drinking Satan's Own Beverage.
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