Look at that little pickup truck! Why does it need such huge tires?
Um, I dunno. Maybe it needs to be dock-height, for work purposes.
Grr. I doubt it. It's just silly.
- - LATER THAT DAY - -
Look at that cheap tart! What's with those heels? And that skirt!
(With permission now given, he looks at the tart, whose skirt is barely containing her cheeks, and whose four-inch heels result in a jutting rump angled just so, in animal husbandry terms it's known as "presenting".)
Maybe she needs to be dock height, for work purposes...
you two would have been great on seinfield
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