In my fun and exciting search for a different job, I keep coming across a job posting for an Early Intervention Coordinator.
Every time I see it, I imagine that in this job you'd spend your time in public places, making judicious use of a belt, so punks don't become assholes.
Yep, middle age is here.
Dayummmmm I would LOVE to have that job....but instead of a belt- can I use a BULLWHIP? Just to make sure the lesson LINGERS in their memory, you understand.
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