Ladies and Gentlemen!
Here to announce the winner of the first ever FictionInteractive.com's Name That Yarn Contest, is Bakodasha McDywbs, a deleted character from the never written Space Opera 4263 - Doomed Scourge of Yargos.
(Bakodasha floats onstage in evil green hoverboots, her wiry tentacles flexing with barely-restrained fury)
"Ahem. Hem. Damn it, how does this. Oh. And the winner is... Kato, for his entry Long Way Home. His prize - deep satisfaction tinged with a glickspok of glee."
Thunderous applause across a double dozen star systems unites the galaxy in song, 200 billion creatures inexplicably joining in a spontaneous remix of I'd Like to Buy the Universe a Coke.
*grabs a golf club and rides it, doing "the bull dance"*
ReplyDeleteIs Bakodasha single by any chance? Dr. Katonian has been lonely lately and a woman's touch (even a many-tentacled one) might lighten up the lair a bit.