So, let's say a friend is making sweet sweet love to his good lady wife, and out of nowhere he comes up with a brilliant new technique, revolutionizing sweet sweet love for all time.
Once the bliss of afterglow fades, it turns into a WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT interrogation. Hours of bright lights, yelling, stale coffee, cigarette smoke, brass knuckles, yikes. This is a place where Good Cop / Bad Cop are names tattooed on fists.
Held without bail. Eeep!
Ummm...best thing I can tell you is next time you come up with a revolutionary new technique, begin with..."I had a dream....." and go from there....anything else is usually not believable unless you want a long session of the Spanish inquisition.
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wonder what issue of Cosmo he was reading?
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