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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and I heard a group of the patients outside in the yard shouting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on...

Some crazy bastard poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting 'Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"