It's the 1st Annual MC Etcher NaNoWriMo Character Name Contest!
Billions will enter! Dozens will win!
How to enter:
Billions will enter! Dozens will win!
How to enter:
Comment on Etch-A-Sketch Attention Span between 2004 and 2006.
YES! You've already won! I'm using all your first names in my latest book. That's right Hector, I know your real name! Bwa ha ha ha!
All that's left is for you to decide if you want to be a good guy or a bad guy...
YES! You've already won! I'm using all your first names in my latest book. That's right Hector, I know your real name! Bwa ha ha ha!
All that's left is for you to decide if you want to be a good guy or a bad guy...
Bad..always bad!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDo you have room for a egomaniacal and brilliant supervillian?
ReplyDeleteCan I have a really cool line, like I knock the bad guy off a glacier and say something like:
ReplyDelete"It was ICE to see you!"
"Have an ICE time."
"When are you gonna learn to CHILL."
...Before strutting away and throwing a hand grenade over my shoulder and lighting up a cigar?
Oh oh oh...I changed my mind.
ReplyDeleteInstead I want to light a cigar, then light the fuse on a stick of dynamite with the cigar...then throw it over my shoulder.
Then I could say "Careful pal, these things'll kill ya." under my breath as I stride away.
That would be BAD ASS!
I'm perfect- therefore I must be an angel-and angels are always good girls
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