Him: Okay Babe, I gotta run. Another day, another dollar.
Her: Hugs! (arms open wide in toddleresque cuddle expectation)
Him: Hugs! ...Wait, are you covered in cat hair?
Her: (coy) A bit.
He Waits for the Girls-Gone-Wild-Style-Shirt-Raising.
(They Hug)
Her: What, no appreciation for the boobage?
Him: (robotically) I am in work mode. No such thing as boobage at work.
Her: Good answer! Remember that! Have a good day at work, Drone 2471.
Him: Roger Roger.
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