Wednesday, November 15, 2006

DUH

Reports from Japan describe the PlayStation 3's diabolical hunger for small pets, especially ferrets.

Really, who buys the first launch of a video game console? They catch on fire, scratch your DVDs, and whizz in your sock drawer when you're not looking.
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*Wait at least a year to buy a console, people! That way, other suckers have suffered through all the hardware issues. If you just gotta try one out, rent the console.

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*Unless it's a Nintendo. Those dudes really have their shit together. Unfortunately, almost no one will make games for the Nintendo - but isn't a new Zelda worth buying a console? Of course it is.

1 comment:

  1. I'm a firm believer in the Best Buy Replacement Program for consoles. It's like $20 and you get a brand new one when your PS2 dies within 2 years (which they almost always do). It's one of those times when the small investment in that program really pays off. (Certain brands of printers are the same way)

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