...can lead to marriage counseling.
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So there we were, I was sitting at the keyboard and she was lovingly chinning my shoulder.
I was trying to access a dark and forbidding nook of the Bank of America website, when apparently I blundered into a tripwire:
We're sorry, but since this is the first time you're visiting this section, we'll need you to answer a security question, one of 100 answered by you 5 years ago or more:
*Who is your first and only true love?*
(She nuzzles my neck at this, and waits as I blink at the cursor...)
FudgingFudger!
I confidently type the name "Cindy" and click submit.
Welcome to the deep recesses of the Bank of America website! How can we help you?
I start breathing again.
"Damn right." my first and only true love gently whispers in my ear.
So there we were, I was sitting at the keyboard and she was lovingly chinning my shoulder.
I was trying to access a dark and forbidding nook of the Bank of America website, when apparently I blundered into a tripwire:
We're sorry, but since this is the first time you're visiting this section, we'll need you to answer a security question, one of 100 answered by you 5 years ago or more:
*Who is your first and only true love?*
(She nuzzles my neck at this, and waits as I blink at the cursor...)
FudgingFudger!
I confidently type the name "Cindy" and click submit.
Welcome to the deep recesses of the Bank of America website! How can we help you?
I start breathing again.
"Damn right." my first and only true love gently whispers in my ear.
Whew- Close call, eh?
ReplyDeleteHow sweet! Now add: "and only"! ;-)
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