I'm easily amused

I wrote this at work to fill in a text box for registration email testing purposes. It amuses me.

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ONLINE BOOKING - IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER!

Ever since Lord Emperor Hector Gonzales XXIV of Ancient Athens carved the first counting machine out of moldy felt and the bones of three fleecy lambs in 3252 BC, mankind has been rocketing like an out of control rocket without air-brakes towards a future where online appointment booking is the dominant force of the future!

NO! The dawn of Online Booking is will go down in the future of history as the dominant force of ALL TIME!

But wait! "How much will this cost?" You ask?

"Nothing!" We declare. "In fact, just to get you addicted, we're going to offer discounts for online booking."

"Addicted?" You say?

"We never said 'addicted'." We lie. "We said 'for a limited time only" which is totally different.

Here are a few places you can enjoy online booking:

* The shower (The salon is not responsible if you are electrocuted)
* The car (The salon is not responsible for car accidents)
* In bed (The salon is not responsible for pregnancy)
* Skydiving (The salon is not res...

Now that Online Booking is here, you'll never miss an opportunity to feel that you aren't quite as pretty and well-groomed as you could be. (Damn girl, when's the last time your eyebrows had some TLC?)