Cindy and I have been watching lots of decorating, home-selling and home-buying shows on the various artistic cable channels.
Often, a new home buyer is looking to completely redesign the space and put in a hot tub or a rec room and etc.
It would make a great spoof episode if they did one lampooning the Evil Genius variety of home-buyer.
They'd show an Evil Genius a number of houses, and he/she could mull the possibilities.
Where the kid's room is now would make a great torture chamber, and the den is the perfect size for the trapdoor pit with rattlesnake surprise.
The henchmen will sleep here, next to the armory. And this console allows you to flood the halls with poison gas at your whim. Don't lose the wireless remote for this, tee hee!
And then they could interview three different designers, each of whom would try to do The Evil Lair theme in their own special way. "Can you make it more horrific? It's faded now. Dated. And feels campy. Piranha are so 90's. Green is the new black, did you hear?"
Quality TV!
Don't forget to include the secret escape tunnel, and the overly-stupid guard who sleeps near the cell doors, with the key hanging from a big hook on his belt. A nice long broom within reach of the cell that can be used to hook said key-ring would be useful as well.
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