How about a keyboard and or mouse that would gently ooze lotion through tiny pores, to help keep your hands ultra soft?
Or, you could fill up the lotion reservior with honey, and you'd lick your fingers all day to keep your blood sugar high, for optimum typing and clicking speed.
Or, you could fill up the lotion reservior with honey, and you'd lick your fingers all day to keep your blood sugar high, for optimum typing and clicking speed.
Wow.
ReplyDeleteSounds sticky.
And slippery.
Perhaps even inappropriate.
My thoughts exactly.
ReplyDeleteTry explaining a sticky keyboard and mouse to the wife...especially after those damn pop-ups and spyware have put porn sites in you favourites.
How about an ultra quiet keyboard?
ReplyDeleteMine sounds like an old fashioned typewriter or ticker tape machine.
Wakes everyone in the house up when we use it.
Any suggestions?
Oh- and honey sounds as bad as chocolate syrup.
:-)